Mikaela, Finnish-Australian
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ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

(Source: disneyyandmore)

kingcheddarxvii:

Gosh the single best exchange I heard while living in Boston was between these two vivacious New Yorkers I was walking behind. They were comparing Boston to NYC and one of them was like “This city is too clean. I bet everyone on this street has bathed today” and I lost it for a solid minute ad they never noticed

Go with your gut every single time. It’s never, ever wrong. Even if feels like everybody else is telling you that you need to do this, or do that. Your gut is your artist, and who you are as a person. Never try to be something you’re not.

get to know me meme: [3/5] actresses - Tatiana Maslany

you will always have the secret / you will always have the air to breath / everyday say to yourself this future is for me [x]

(Source: reyesrobbies)

foolish-arachni:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.


Excellent for the villain(ess) who’s prepared for everything.

(Source: dapuritoyo)

ivysaaur:

“We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x]

THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I COULD EVER IMAGINE OMG